Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What's a ghost's favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist