Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.