Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.