What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!