What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein