How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."