What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

Different Colour Jokes More Different Colour Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.