What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why can't the armless girl comb?

Because she already had cancer.

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

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with a woofie.

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer