What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Slow your roll.

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!