Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

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Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

A: Under "Home Improvements."

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

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What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.