How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan