How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

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What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan