How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss