Juan Jokes

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

What does he say at baptism?

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

What is a Juanito?

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

What do Mexicans call a commando?

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

What does a Mexican magician use?

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

What does a mexican Highlander say?

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

How does a Mexican build a house?

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

How many of our friends do you see?

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

How do Mexicans line up?

What what Juan's twin sister named?

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Why Are Mexican &amp?

What game console do Latinos use most?

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

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