What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.