What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".