They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
5,6,7,8!
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
They both ask for change and never get any.
Attire.
1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters
A baby in two dumpsters.