How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

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How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

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What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What do you call a big trash can?

A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL