How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters