How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

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