What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees