Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Attire.

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Attire.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

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One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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