Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim?

Nothing personal."