What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.