How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!