What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.