What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

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Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.