What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime?

Bleach.

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!