What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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because he had Loco-Motive.

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.