What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ?

Alda time you knew who it was !

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...