How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow