How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

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Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.