What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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When they're in Denali.

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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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Husband: She's fine.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow