Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!