Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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Who is saved?

America

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.