Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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What does it mean....?

He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.