How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls?

Garbage gets picked up.

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything