What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.