How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.