Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!