Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

Koalification Jokes More Koalification Jokes

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!