How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.