How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton