How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!