Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.