How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.