Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

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Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them