Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)