Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.