What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.