What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday