How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Because the ends justify the memes
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
Because the market got flooded.
One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
