How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."
I don't know, I am on hold.
A Jolly Rancher.
Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
Because black tires makes your car run faster
I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar