Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What thinks the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Libertarian Jokes More Libertarian Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

Dwarfism Jokes More Dwarfism Jokes

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

Small Government Jokes More Small Government Jokes

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.