Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Recalculating route.
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
It raises a stink!
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Both are yellow and can't drive.
Because it was irr-elephant
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
He met the grill of his dreams.
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
Forget about it.
I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
C4.
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
