What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.