What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.