How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Previous Random Joke Next

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.