How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.