How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.