Damn Business Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Doin Jokes More Doin Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Good Advice Jokes More Good Advice Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Libertarian Jokes More Libertarian Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!