Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!