Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.