How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.