How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.