How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

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What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.