How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.