Answer: None it's a women's job.
Don't look. I'm dressing."
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Answer: Once is not enough.
Please answer before my wife gets home!
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
With a mop.
A pedal physician in the fetal position.
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.