How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves