How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

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Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave