Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.