Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now
He was going through a midlife ISIS :(
It doesn't need cleaning.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
I personally can't stand 5K's
Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5
Underlay! Underlay!
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
