What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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