Juan
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
A lunchador.
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
A: More guns.