What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."