Ice melt it.
Son: "Who's farted"
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Wars
M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.
The snow on top of it has melted.
Because the ice always Thors.
WITH JUST ICE!