What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.